Two Big Meanies

  • Something new!

    I've finally launched a new project I've been working on, which besides a whole *lot* of new material also incorporates some re-edited Two Big Meanies footage, at Lovingly Handmade Pornography. Check it out!

    -Russell

  • Rose Red

    (Sorry, not available to purchase at the moment - this will eventually be on Lovingly Handmade Pornography.)

    Hi, everyone! Wow, long time no post. I moved across the country for school, and things got hectic, and I fell off on this a bit lot. Russell's still running things back in Seattle, though, and I'll be poking in periodically to update (more frequently than the past year would suggest, sweartagod).

    I'm really excited to be getting this shoot to you finally, however. It's definitely one of my favorites, which isn't surprising, since Rose is one of my favorite people to play with. She's adorable and responsive and she *really* likes genital play, as the upcoming stills and video will attest...

    We started things off with her in some pretty minimal/functional bondage, tightly bent over to receive a caning and a paddling on her glorious ass. She had a definitive preference for thin, stingy canes and the harsh wooden paddle, which should tell you something about the intensity level she likes to play at. Mind you, we were still in the warm-up stage!

    I ramped up the speed and sensation, and she stayed right with me--and made some ridiculously cute faces and whimpers throughout! I turned her bottom just as red and welted as I thought I safely could, and she was still ready for more. I'd have been happy to go on like that all evening, but I wanted to spread the impact out some, and I still had other plans.

    Spanking and caning are among my biggest kinks, but there's one big drawback to them, as far as I'm concerned. You don't get to see the face and look into the eyes of the person that you're hurting! To remedy this, Rose climbed into a sling, where I cuffed her into a spreadeagled position. She was beautifully exposed and open that way, and it left her delicate bits fully vulnerable to the warmup slaps that I started to rain down on her pussy lips. There's some really hot, fun footage of her doing her best to twist away, laughing and bratting the whole time. My response was to just transfer my aim to her sore, red ass whenever she squirmed, which seemed to work nicely.

    I took my time spanking her bare cunt with my hand--it's too nice a job to rush. By the time we upped the stakes to bring a latex flogger into play, she was already pinkening up nicely, pussy lips swollen and hot to the touch. The flogger we used is my favorite for this sort of thing: lightweight, stingy, easy to throw precisely and easy to clean afterwards. I whipped her with it for a nice, long time, until eventually we hit the same point that we had with her ass--she was processing well and having a good time, but her skin was starting to mark up more than I wanted. I decided to give the impact a break and move onto something else for a bit.

    We experimented with a couple sets of clamps before I found exactly what I was looking for. I tightened them down on her labia and used black parachute cord to tie them off to her thighs, spreading her open even wider for the large chunk of ice that I had waiting to cool her off. Cold, wet skin makes for intensified sensations, and so her reactions to gentle teasing with the tip of my knife and a few more judicious slaps were very gratifying. In fact, she writhed so much that she eventually pulled one of the clamps off herself! Clearly, it was time for something with a little more grip.

    I put a line of clothespin zippers up each side of her inner thighs. (The original plan was to extend them all the way up, but the grip on these was a bit too intense for that.) I left them on for her to appreciate while I used a nerve wheel veeeeery carefully on her inner labia and clit hood. That was fun, and so was slapping her pretty cunt some more--regular readers will note that that's a kink Russell and I very much share, and happily, so does Rose.

    Eventually, I started to feel like the clothespin zippers were a bit too much in my way, especially with the twisting and tossing that Rose was doing--but hey, at least they come off fast. She didn't seem to appreciate that fact as much as I did; I wonder why...

    It was getting to be time to wind up, but we were both still feeling energetic. I hadn't gotten to play as much with Rose's delightfully bratty side as I wanted, so I went to work to bring it out. I succeeded beautifully. *g* At some point, she said "Ow, my foot!", and I, being a safe and concerned top, uncuffed the offending limb. As soon as I heard her giggle, I knew that I had been had.

    I suppose that I shouldn't complain too much--I still had free range of all my extremities; all she had was a foot. She managed to put it to good use, though! What followed was a full scale wrestling match, or at least as much of one as could be had given her various points of restriction. :)

    It was quite the fantastic end to the scene, and left us both panting and wiped out and smiling. I can't quite say that it was the most fun I've ever had with a sling, but it was damn close. Make sure not to miss the pictures of her biting me! I promptly bit her back, which meant that we were both sporting matching bruised toothy marks several days later.

    So that's what we have for you this time around. I hope you enjoy viewing it a fraction as much as I enjoyed making it!

  • Ooooh, shiny!

    Nikki's on Hogtied as of yesterday morning, yum! She's going by 'Amber Keen' there, and I must say looks mighty fine. ^-^

    (I'll try to go through and retag all her shoots with the new stage name sometime soon)

  • Recruiting Emily

    (Sorry, not available to purchase at the moment - this will eventually be on Lovingly Handmade Pornography.)

    This was an entertaining little scene- very early on, we were experimenting with on-camera roleplay (verdict- Russell can't act). Emily and I had fun doing our psuedo-military thing, though. The idea was that 'Tyler' was trying to join my nonspecified-paramilitary-type-unit (with paintball gear in the background because I had some). I treat 'him' just like I would any guy trying to join up- making him do pushups, testing his obedience, fondling him inappropriately, etc. I eventually pick up on her actual gender and continue the induction process with more nudity. :) Plenty of forced exercise, and some nice boot worship.

  • Toasting Dreina

    (Sorry, not available to purchase at the moment - this will eventually be on Lovingly Handmade Pornography.)

    This is one of our medium-earlier shoots. Dreina and I had been playing together for quite a while with great chemistry and well-established very bratty dynamic; there wasn't much of a theme besides 'do terrible things to Dreina and make us both happy.' She was chilly starting out (we'd actually just shot a scene with her and Lauren that involved her getting sprayed with quite a bit of water). So, I warmed her outsides with some fire, then warmed her insides by chasing her around the room with Mean Implements(tm), then warmed her bottom with a short caning (there was also some poking with sharp sticks).


    random observations:

    -You'll note that this is the earliest appearance of zipties in one of our shoots- they worked pretty well to keep her spread-eagled for the fire. One thing I discovered in some off-camera play with these: If you're trying to get the loop over both someone's wrists while they're struggling, do _not_ give up and link two together with one around each wrist. If you do this, as the person struggles the ties will pull at each other in a way that tightens both of them. They're then painful, dangerous, and tough to get a pair of shears underneath to cut off. Much better to get a single one around both limbs, or use a double-loop police flexcuff.

    -There's some very enjoyable bouncing that takes place when I chase Dreina around the room while she's hobbled.

    -The caning is not a lot of strokes, but they're nice hard ones; she really struggled with it.

    -I just re-watched the outtakes, and oh dear. I'd forgotten this one...

  • Soaking Madison

    Buy this scene here!

    (92 stills, 3:48 video)

    Lauren and I had a fun-and-a-bit-silly-but-nonetheless-hot idea for something, and we made it happen after we were done shooting 'Madison Scrubbed Down'. We wanted to hang a pretty girl up in the air and soak the heck out of her with squirtguns. Our friend Max (of bondagelessons.com) was happy to swing by and do a quick guest suspension for us, and I brought a small arsenal of waterguns. The end result was a few minutes of video, just under a hundred stills, two entertained meanies, and one very dripping girl.

    This worked well in a few different ways. Madison loves rope, so she was happy just getting up in the air. People respond very viscerally to water (especially cold water, which some of this was) running over their face when they can't do anything about it. Something about the process of choosing targets on a helpless pretty girl is really satisfying. Plus, Madison looked really good soaking wet.

    You may notice one of the squirtguns appears in the stills but not the video. What happened is I failed to warn Maxx and Red (who were running the video cameras) that I was about to bring out my big guns. I made sure that Kurt had a good shot for the stills, and assumed that they'd notice the setup, which they didn't. When I used it there was a sizable amount of splashback (including toward our expensive lights), and they were too busy diving out of the way to get good footage. That one's really an outdoor toy, but hopefully someday we'll be able to use it again.

    For more of us shooting pretty girls with things, see: Dreina on the Rack, Lucy's Punishment, Introducing Nikki, Sharing Dreina, and Not Wrestling. There's a sample still after the cut.


  • Madison Scrubbed Down

    Shorts available to purchase here, here, and here on Lovingly Handmade Pornography.

    Madison Young looks damn fine strapped down on a gurney. That could have almost been the scene by itself. I had these ideas for mean things I wanted to do to her, though, and having a pretty girl helpless and open like that invites certain... abuses. ^-^


    The gurney belongs to a friend of ours. Once she was firmly attached, I got out a nice stiff scrub brush. The first few passes with one of these aren't bad, but around the Nth pass, skin starts getting pretty sensitized. Following it up with other sting toys, and an electric toothbrush (really! I'd filed off the guard on the back of the head, so it had both a hard vibrating bit and the vibrating bristles) meant a pretty intense scene. Finishing her off with first a chunk of ice, then a cast ice dildo several inches around left her shivering pretty hard (small girl = little body mass to retain heat). Nice guy that I am, I helped her warm up afterwards with a hair dryer, on 'high', a little closer to the skin than you might normally go.

    I really like shooting with Madison. She's small and cute, game to try pretty much anything, and tough enough to handle it. I had some hot ideas I wanted to try out with her, to see how they came across on camera, and I think it worked pretty well.

    The first time she was up here, she ended up with a fair number of marks. This time, one of my goals was to do less visible 'damage', but push her even harder if possible. She'd been able to take quite a lot- the limiting factor in our scenes was bruising rather than her processing skills. Normally what I'd use for a lot of pain without excessive marking is electricity, but one of her few limits is electrical play. So, I had to get creative.

    Abrasion play is interesting. The first few swipes with a stiff brush over sensitive skin take the dead skin off and wake the nerves up. After that, it can get pretty rough. You can add other sensations (say heat, or cold, or both), and they all just build on each other. The one tricky bit is that if you work a single spot too much, you can get down through too many layers of skin (I had an unfortunate incident once, playing off-camera with Lauren actually). So, I had to make sure I distributed the scrubbing really thoroughly over her entire body. It was a tough job, but I think I managed.

    I didn't actually fuck her with the ice dildo the size of my forearm, but I fit part of the head in and made her count to fifty _really_ fast. That'll probably end up as a sample video clip someday, it's one of my favorite moments on the video.

    We did a couple stand-alone little bits with her after the full-length scene, one of them was a friend of ours suspending her while Lauren and I worked her over with squirtguns. Thus, Madison is dripping wet and wrapped in a towel in the exit interview with Lauren and I, and we're talking about the whole thing. I'll try and get that bit up in the next few days...

  • 2007 Hump Winner

    We won 'Best Hardcore' in The Stranger's Hump 2007 Amateur and Locally Produced Porn Contest. We'd created Pirate vs Ninja for the first one a couple years ago, and this year they asked us very nicely to send something in. We edited down 'Everyone Likes Candy' into a seven-minute package and called it 'Lauren Likes Candy'. The audiences thought it was pretty intense, but still voted for us for Best Hardcore (as opposed to Best Funny/Erotic, the other prize).

    There's a short sample clip available. You can also buy the award-winning short for cheap, or read about and/or buy the full-length shoot.

    Lauren will add to this at some point, just wanted to get something up. ^-^

  • Having Fun With Emily

    Buy shorts from this here, here, here, here, and here.

    Emily is _adorably_ cute. We didn't particularly plan out this shoot, just played with the stuff we both like. Lots of play with sharp metal things, impact on sensitive bits, etc. Much of the first part of the shoot she's not restrained at all, on purpose so I could watch her struggle to hold still while I did terrible things to her. ^-^ She was a good girl but did squeak and squirm quite a bit, so eventually some bondage was needed. Once she was pretty immobile, I told her to shake her tits for me or I'd do more mean things. That was of course grossly unfair, but she did her best.

    The second part of the scene included a first for Emily (imagine, she'd never had someone smear tiger balm in her asshole). This got intense pretty fast, but we were able to recover nicely. We finished with some unique uses for flash cotton, read on for details...


    I've got a friend who's been experimenting with spinning flash cotton into thread. Months (and months and months) before this shoot, Emily and I had played very briefly off-camera with setting the thread on her and igniting it. She'd thought this was just the coolest thing since sliced bread, but moved away before we could play further. She came back for a visit and this shoot, and she was _really_ excited to have a chance to play with it some more. It worked quite well, we used it a few different ways. I think my favorite was having her sitting on the floor to light for herself the end of a long 'fuse' running along the floor to her feet, then back up along her leg to a pile of loose flash cotton sitting on her pubic mound. Taking an action to initiate something you're scared of is a lot tougher than having someone do it for you, and she also had plenty of time to think about it while the fuse burned. Fear is hot.

    IMPORTANT SAFETY NOTE: This was fun and sexy, Emily had a (ahem) blast and wants to do it again, but I think I'd stick to loose cotton if I were to do this another time. Spinning the flash cotton down to thread means it burns slower. That's handy for psychological effects involving duration, but means there's more heat transferred. The sensation is thus more intense (which Emily also liked), but also involves a greater risk of burns. We'd played with it before and she'd had no marks, but this scene left some surface marking that I gather took a few weeks to go away.

    IMPORTANT SAFETY DISCLAIMER: Fire burns. Don't play with fire without knowing the risks and how to mitigate them to a level that's acceptable to the _informed_ consent of everyone involved. Reading a couple articles on the Internet is really not adequate research! If there's a BDSM group in your area, find someone who knows what they're doing in real life, and learn from them. There's a book out there (link), but it's not the same thing- learn and practice with a person if you want to do this.

  • Two Big Meanies in 'Hump!'

    (originally posted 21 September)

    The Stranger, our favorite local weekly here in Seattle, is running their amateur and locally produced porn contest for the third year. We created Pirate vs Ninja for the first year. Last year we didn't do anything, this year we had some neat ideas but didn't have the time to put anything together, until we got a very sweet note from Dan Savage (the editor) asking if we could _please_ submit something, even if we hadn't shot it specifically for them. I gather he liked PvN, which makes me happy. ^-^

    So, we edited Everyone Likes Candy down into a seven-minute short (and by 'we' I mean Red, our wonderful editor) and retitled it 'Lauren Likes Candy'. It's pretty intense, I'll be interested to hear how it goes over with the audience. Very unfortunately, Lauren and Red and I will be on the East Coast the weekend they're showing everything, but we'd love to hear from anyone else that does go!

    Speaking of going, the first four screenings sold out, they added two more and those sold out, they added one more today and it hasn't sold out yet. Ticket and other info at the Hump! site.

    edited 10/10 to add:
    We won! We'll get the short version from the contest up soon. If you're looking for a sample clip from it, there's one here. You can also read about and/or buy the full-length shoot it came from here.

    edited 10/11 to add:
    Okay, Hump edit is up in the store, proper blog entry about it Real Soon Now. ^-^