In compliance with United States Code, Title 18, Section 2257, all models, actors, actresses and other persons who appear in any visual depiction of sexually explicit conduct appearing or otherwise contained in or at this site were over the age of eighteen years at the time of the creation of such depictions.

Records required to be maintained pursuant to 18 U.S.C. 2257 are kept by the maintainer of records, who can be contacted at:
R. Harmon
Two Big Meanies
410 Broadway Ave E #283
Seattle, WA 98102

Audit information, including location of records, is available upon certification below that you have a legal right to this information, i.e. are an investigator authorized by the Attorney General or are some other relevant form of law enforcement. (In plain English, we're happy to provide this information to the people that need it, but don't want to enable stalkers more than we can avoid. Providing the information this way keeps it out of the search engines and adds a small layer of filtering, while still making it readily available to the folks we're legally required to.).

"By entering my initials in the box below, and clicking the 'I so certify' button, I hereby swear under penalty of perjury that I am an investigator authorized by the Attorney General of the United States of America, or am otherwise legally-authorized law enforcement entitled to access this information, and am acting in performance of such duties."